The Art of Da Pao

Da Pao, every Malaysian Chinese know what is this.
Da Pao in chinese mean Artillery or Canon.
This 2 words used to describe lies or talking lies.

What I want to say this time is, Da Pao is an art.
People who always Da Pao got several level.
1. Newbie = in this level, if some one da pao, direct give other people know and say that person are da pao. No use at all.
2. Middle = in this level, if some one da pao, sometimes can lie people, but depends on situation. Starting pro a bit liao.
3. Professional = in this level, if some one da pao, 70% can success one. That's mean, most of the time, people will believed his lies.
4. Godlike = in this level, if some one da pao, 98% can success one. Until this level, the people who da pao, not just only da pao nia, he got coordinate with action to let lies become more real.

So, how can be pro in Da Pao?
I think nowadays most of the teenager like to da pao, even children also.
So, if want to be pro in this art,
1. Cant let people know you are da pao.
2. Don't have any guilty conscience when da pao.
3. Overcome the guilt.
4. Keep on remind yourself, the da pao that you telling is really exist.
5. One day don't da pao more than 3 times.
6. Lie yourself before lie other people. xD

If you can do all the matter in above, then you be very pro in da pao.
So what are you still waiting for?
Lets start train your DA PAO today!! ^^

We Are Small

Just woke up from sleep few minutes ago.
I think I want to write something down about my dream last night. @.@
After the dream, I feel that our human being really really small. 
This is a TRUTH!!!!!! PLEASE ACCEPT IT!

What my dream about is Tsunami.
That time I was play on the beach, hang out with friends.
But suddenly a strong tsunami come.
Some people scream, some people run, some people cry, some people take out camera to record, some people still stand there don't want to leave, some people laugh.
Lots of things happen at that time.
But what I did is hold tight a big rock, and wait for the tsunami come.
At that time, I clearly feel that, the DEATH is so close to me, and FEAR too...

Our human being, called our-self as "Ultimate Species on Earth".
But in-front of the nature power,
WE ARE STILL SMALL

No one can survive infront roar of Nature!

Before Eighteen

Well, today is my birthday. xD
This year running "low key" style =P
Thanks for my mummy and daddy for their nice cooking on the food, to let me eat all the nice things =)
And really feel so touch that Grace can come my house and enjoy the dinner with me ^^
Happy birthday to me! $.$

Lets going drunk tonight! @.@

Chicken Soup *.*

Pizza from Grace's mummy =)

Vegetables

Shao Pao from Grace's mummy =)

Yummy, lamb!!

"Mian Xian"

The combination of Chicken Soup and Mian Xian ^^

Egg Fillet

Me, Grace & cute CAKE ^^

Me, Debbie & cute CAKE ^^

Another important thing, that is I wont forget there is so many people said Happy Birthday to me today. Really appreciate so much, thank you, all my friends!!

Some of the notification in Facebook ^^. ( Sorry that I cant screenshot all :( )

Before 12a.m, I went to BOMB my toilet =P
Nitez world =)

My lovely toilet ^^

A Dust That I Will Never Ignore

Yesterday I let my Grace to see this blog. ^v^
She asked me why inside this blog didn't have any post related to her, then she told me that she just like a dust that I always ignored. X.X

Actually, the things that I most cant ignore is DUST. =.=||
Dust can make my sight blur if I ignore it.
Dust can make my nose block if I ignore it.
Dust can make me cant breath if I ignore it.
Dust can make my world dirty if I ignore it.

I never ignore DUST, just like I never ignore you.
I didn't mention you in my post, just because I keep think about you in my mind.

You already be a part of my life, and also a part of this blog. =)
You are a dust that I will never ignore. ♥♥♥♥♥♥

You are my life DUST.

Weired Night

Just reached home one hours plus ago. Just now go out hang out with friend again. #.#

Tonight our party got Ah Hong, Ah Yang, Bokim, Lionel, Alferd and me. F."
Such a wonderful night begin with a sucks dotA lose one match to Alferd, Bokim and Lionel team. Lols...after that we change to play CS. C:

Oh Gossh!! We all lose to some "CC Parasites", haha, but I didn't feel shame or embarrassed because we are facing the CC Parasites.@.@
According to Professor Lionel, CC Parasites means one gang of people always stay at Cyber Center and less go home. They eat, sleep and even excrete at CC also. So they have very pro skill in playing games. Lose to them is normal one, unless we are also same species with them =)

Parasite

We went to Musbee there to have our supper later. I ordered an USA Rice. Lols, it sounds not bad, but taste ok ok only. Then make big bom again during the supper like we always did.  =P

Alferd, Yang and Joseph.

After we ate all the things......

After the supper, all come in my car to go belaU~~
We loiter around Batupiah and Sibukang area. And finally, Lionel say wan to see "Car Shock"!!!
Then I drive to old airport there to see whether have any "extraordinary sight" or not. *.*

Dont say dont have, really let us see dio one car hide in the dark with all the engine closed. +.+
And I think inside got people doing hard their job!! ^&^
^^Muahahahahaha...

The Wasted 3 hours.

I awake at 11.30a.m in this morning. @@
Suddenly feel want to watch movie, so I message Yang to ask him whether got go Brunei watch movie or not, then he replied me at 12.30pm, haha, he so gao sleep also. Then we depart at 2pm. :)

When on the way, Joseph said that his dad got told him just now, the custom got check the car permit. :&
But we think a while will stop the check already, who know when we reached there, really got check!!
Then feel very sien and go Sugar Bun there lim teh a while, hope that stupid custom people can fast fast go away. ^^
While waiting, we saw many car give tahan by the custom people, lols, hope them can escape, ahahaha!!!

But finally, we wait until 4.30 they are still there. So we just go back home.
Stupid custom, check shit la, arghhhh, waste our 3 hours!!  : /

wow, yang put on his leg while driving xD

Malaysia customs

Mistake and Memories

"Is that your ex?" "No, that's the biggest mistake of my life."
This sentence saw by me just now on Facebook.

Honestly, this sentence is extremely nice.
Lots of people like this sentence.
It says out their voice that hide inside the heart.

Most of the people don't like to talk about their ex anymore after both of them are "holiday".
This maybe both of them were hurt before.
This maybe both of them feel very shame to talk back again their things.
This maybe both of them feel that is not necessary to get contact anymore.
This maybe both of them got new partner.
This maybe both of them try to forget the "badly injured past".
......and more and more...

Because all of these reasons, they feel that their ex become their biggest mistake in the whole life.

However, we should not think only about the bad thing that happened, we should also recall the every single happy moments that both of us had been experienced together.
And you will found that, your ex not just a mistake for you, but also your happiness at some time in the past. :)


Everything has two sides,
memories too......
We can try to "turn" our memories to another side,
and we will see something that different from what we think before. :)

Mistake

Memories

 

EMO = New Fashion?!

Every time I logged in my Facebook, I saw a lots of people updated their status or post something new =)
But I found that, many people are post emo emo things or sentences. =(
Then I felt that, is that EMO become a new fashion that followed by many people?? ^^

Actually, I hate people post emo sentences. X+X
I also don't know why, maybe I am KNS ^&^
But I believed that, they posted these all, because they have their problem or something really bad happened.

However, some people just like to simply post emo emo sentences, and this really make me so dulan.
Can don't keep on post this kind of things?
Try to think, maybe someone's mood very nice, after saw these all post will become very ZZZZ liao...
lols... Z.Z

Please,
only EMO when you need it :)

emo or ome? =P

"Motorbike police" and four cars.

Two hours plus ago, I went to Sun City to find ah yang them. When I reached there, they are playing dotA, I feel so sien because if I am early five minutes, then I can join the game already.
Nowadays, the CC need close by 11pm because had been warned by stupid police, haiz.

After they finish their dotA, we went to Maggie there lim teh.
But when on the way, somethings related to the topic happened.

Me and ah yang drive terbalik direction road when turn one corner, but ah yang so "heng" stopped by 2 motorbike MATA. @@
When I saw this, I quickly pasang my seat belt. ^^
After few seconds, Alferd told me that the police stop yang's car because of we jalan wrong way. Walao, X.X then I feel wan kopi O liao this time, then who know police look behind, still got my car, and another two car also in the "wrong way"......then their head become BIG liao, and ask yang to drive away his car, then we all can byebye le....the police cant catch him also because behind still got 3 cars...I feel so funny, haiz...stupid police...
So when we arrived Maggie, we order kopi O beng, hahahaha...

Talking funny funny things and Uni life stories while eating my butter chicken rice.
Feel so relax...Limbang night life full of bored and relax...
Such a contradiction
LOL
=P

After finished eating, go Lionel's house there make BIG bom lagi... :P
haha...talking funny funny and lame things again...
Boh bian lah...this is our style...lols...

waseh, ade ah moi tengok ke?

Yang laugh till SOOO hiong xDD

 

The Opening

Hello world wide web!

This is my "first post" for this blog =)
I don't know how many blog had been opened before, but finally they all dead because of my laziness and don't have any free time to take care of them. I wish this blog will survive longer than anyone that I created before xD

Time passed by so fast, now I am nearly 18 years old.
Too many things happened in the pass, and I feel so regret that I couldn't write and record it down.

Maybe someday I will forget all of it, maybe someday I will cry because of I forget everything. I hope this blog will record everything down, just to help me memories all the things in one day. :P
That's all for my opening post.

And sorry for the broken and damn English ^&^