The Art of Da Pao

Da Pao, every Malaysian Chinese know what is this.
Da Pao in chinese mean Artillery or Canon.
This 2 words used to describe lies or talking lies.

What I want to say this time is, Da Pao is an art.
People who always Da Pao got several level.
1. Newbie = in this level, if some one da pao, direct give other people know and say that person are da pao. No use at all.
2. Middle = in this level, if some one da pao, sometimes can lie people, but depends on situation. Starting pro a bit liao.
3. Professional = in this level, if some one da pao, 70% can success one. That's mean, most of the time, people will believed his lies.
4. Godlike = in this level, if some one da pao, 98% can success one. Until this level, the people who da pao, not just only da pao nia, he got coordinate with action to let lies become more real.

So, how can be pro in Da Pao?
I think nowadays most of the teenager like to da pao, even children also.
So, if want to be pro in this art,
1. Cant let people know you are da pao.
2. Don't have any guilty conscience when da pao.
3. Overcome the guilt.
4. Keep on remind yourself, the da pao that you telling is really exist.
5. One day don't da pao more than 3 times.
6. Lie yourself before lie other people. xD

If you can do all the matter in above, then you be very pro in da pao.
So what are you still waiting for?
Lets start train your DA PAO today!! ^^